back when Britney Spears was still hot

Used as an exaggeration for a time period between something that just happened and the last time that same thing happened.

Matt: I'll beat you at ping pong again, like I did last time.
Caleb: Matt the last time you beat me at ping pong was back when Britney Spears was still hot.

by pokefan94 February 24, 2011

Stoner science(best read when stoned)

the bullshit formulas, procedures and reasons stoners used to explain certain phenomenon and develop theories based on said phenomenon. what causes stoners to explain why things happen with bullshit reasoning that sounds scientific. semi-related to stoner logic. The person who experienced these thoughts while high inferred them to be a type of reasoning ,generally used with pointless topics while stoned, thus it was named Stoner Science. Not everyone can use stoner science. Aperson needs the right mindset. A scientific/philosophical mindset generally. Others may work.

Actual example of Stoner Science from actual stoned person: The reason why sugary drinks helps wash away cottonmouth: Elements possibly have microbiological properties. THC is very weak microbiologically and therefore most liquids can get rid of the cottonmouth possibly caused by THC particles that collect around the inside of your mouth after smoking marijuana. Microbiologically, most liquids are stronger than THC and work like white blood cells to eradicate viruses. They go into your mouth and the erosion of the slick layer of THC that is cottonmouth is caused by the microorganisms of the liquid killing the THC microorganisms. Sugar is microbiologically stronger than liquid because of the fact that it is made of tiny crystals. The sugar microorganisms roll across your mouth and tear through the THC killing its microorganisms. THC that didn't die will gather back together and reform the layer in your mouth, but the layer will be thinner. This is why after the first drink your cottonmouth is not as bad. Other examples incude: Why dirt covers the scent of a lot of things and why freash air brings down a high.(Typed by the person who experienced these thoughts while high. If you did not understand it you were either sober or high but you do not have the correct mindset.) stoner science(best read when stoned)

by Zerohazrd October 12, 2010

we'll burn the bridge when we get there...

An alternative version of the slang "we'll cross the bridge when we get there", means pessimistically delaying a reaction to an impending situation.

Driving to the mall...
Joe Blow: Do we eat at Taco Bell or that Chinese place that you like?
Jane Shane: We'll burn the bridge when we get there...

by ChicaSoy April 16, 2013

I 'll believe it when I see it

used to say that you will not believe something until it happens.

He says he is going to decorate the family room, but I 'll believe it when I see it

by MichaeltranUSA May 31, 2020

Burned that bridge when he crossed it

To completely destroy a relationship with a friend or significant other in a single action that benefits yourself.

After Joe squandered his parents fortune on a new camaro without sharing with his brother, he never spoke to Joe again and Joe therefore burned that bridge when he crossed it.

by Jake Gogolinski September 19, 2015

When keepin it real goes wrong

when keepin it real goes wrong is a hardcore song by the band emmure. you should listen to it.

i was moshing at the emmure concert yesterday when they played "when keepin it real goes wrong"

by wagz0216 February 13, 2008

When I were a lad... I was Jewish

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.

by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008