log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
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the worm theory

The the worm theory believing woman ran away because her husband shamed her for eating worms for being a republican, although he was a democrat and thought they where scary.
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connor’s theory

the theory that anything can be added to this stupid page
connor doesn’t believe that you can add any anything to this Connor’s theory
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oreo theory

A threesome between 2 black females and one white male. The females make the cookie being on the outside and the male makes the stuffing.
Man I just performed the Oreo Theory last night!
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Laurence theory

An elephant has five legs.This is what Laurence said in the science lesson.Actually,the ‘leg’ is the elephant’s penis.
How many legs an elephant has?
Laurence:five

Laurence theory
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theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy
in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed
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DADDY'S THEORY

In conclusion daddy's theory reject the idea that anyone other than niggas named Jordan are daddy
"Jordan is a total daddy"
Well thats Daddy's Theory for you
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