Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
by Lightly used napkin March 08, 2022
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Thot Waffle

The absolute worse guy/girl you can meet. Basically the encarnation of lucifer.
by TwM234 April 14, 2017
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Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.
Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.
by Anhilated247 October 13, 2021
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Neo Waffle

When your waffle is in the toaster and it explodes sending an electrical current into your waffles giving them extra flavour
That Neo Waffle was bomb af
by NeoWaffleMaker May 17, 2016
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cactus waffle

Something you can call someone when they are being a dick.
stop being such a cactus waffle Aidan and Andrew!
by Giannaserafino July 17, 2014
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Cock waffle

Being a fan of a very disliked team.
Bob: Aye, mate. George is a fan of the St. Louis Blues.

Jack: Oh, what a cock waffle that George is.
by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019
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California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.
I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!
by Spagghetron April 02, 2017
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