brad the fat man 

this is a fat man who has at least twelve layers of fat don't tell him but his feet are the size of an elephants hoof the fat twatty when bard the fat man enters a car he goes "I'm in my mums car brumm snap" the only reason the car breaks because he is so fat another fact about fat man brad is he is extremely scared of dogs the fat fuckckckckck

oh look the brad the fat man if running from another dog because the dog wants to bit his p1 pecker off

brad the fat man by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Tajan The Monke Man 

He's a silly boy, funny, and dirty minded, but in the end it's all a joke, Tajan the monkey man is an epic guy, don't leave him, if you have a Tajan in your life don't let him go because he's EPICCCC, And also willing to share his stuff with you, might get a little weird sometimes, but that doesn't matter, He loves 2 minute noodles and sometimes like's.. aNiMe

"Hi Taj" *Sneezes cutely* Wanna... Go play on the playground"? "Tee hee, Tajan the monke man!!!

Tajan The Monke Man by TajanTheMonkeyMan May 31, 2021

Slow up the train man 

Back it up a sec
Hold up
Wait a min

Liz: At class today this boy told me he wanted to get my lovin. Guess what I said!
Kel: What did you do.
Liz: Slow up the train man. Take yo' nonsense, pack it in a suitcase, zip it and manage. Before I kick your booty to tune town. You can even manage the train tell yo crew your nonsense and they can believe what ever you tell them.
Kel: WTH did you just say.
Liz: What my momma would have said.
Kel; (lol) omg your something else
Liz: I know! Now, please let me have a snack woman.

Slow up the train man by Wolfdg8mys0ul00lz December 1, 2009

The White Man's Dance 

Describes the uncoordinated, rhythmless nature of which a person tries to dance. It originated from the (white man) but has crept into other races across the globe as many men and women stumble on the dance floor in attempts to (cut a rug).

However, when this "dance" is initiated by a female, it is known at the White Girl Dance. It also originated from the female caucasian persuasion, but has crept its way into other ethnicities.

"Hey Mark, how was the club last night?"
"It sucked ass!"
"But I heard you met a hot-ass girl!"
"She was doing the White Girl Dance."
"No!"
"Yeah.... so I left her on the dance floor. And then she ended up with some dude, doing the White man's dance."

The White Man's Dance by C.Bernard July 29, 2008

The Muffin Man 

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.

J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?

The Muffin Man by Juke McKones May 29, 2011

the farmer man 

persona taken occasionally by emcees which sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd. Use a helium-kinda voice and use many filller syllables, especially "miggity-mo"

CeeLo did the farmer man well when acting as MC Prime.

There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.

the farmer man by TreeWeezel May 28, 2011

The Poor Man's Platty 

Better known as Natural Ice or by its street name, "Natty Ice". The alcohol content in these babies is as high as balls so 12 of them will have you off your ass. A 12 pack goes for about 6 dollars, so Natty Ice has become known as "The Poor Man's Platty" referring to Bud Light Platinum. Drink these and you're bound to blackout, which is always a good time.

Guy: "Damn only got 6 bucks left."

Other Guy: "Don't worry you can get a 12 of The Poor Man's Platty at that CVS"

Guy: "Deadass those are fire. We're gettin wrecked tonight."

The Poor Man's Platty by DairyBarn6969 April 18, 2016