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Ted locks

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.
by ZMoneyy February 8, 2024
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Ted

Massive willy. But its a bit of shame he uses it on boys. Other than that he is a class twat
Carefull of ted he might penetrate you.
by Boy282892 January 31, 2019
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Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
by tedlover890 July 1, 2022
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Ted Nugent

Fucking awesome musician. Fucking terrible human. Not much else to say.
Ted Nugent is where "separating the art from the artist" becomes very difficult.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2024
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Ex-skype-ted

Wow, I'm so ex-skype-ted to talk to you. eeeee!
by babybel cheese September 11, 2011
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ted

by FriskPony June 18, 2018
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Pulling a ted mosby

Telling someone that you love them far too early, in his case on the first day.
"Dude! No, I’m not gonna be pulling a Ted Mosby!“
by Sagingraging March 20, 2022
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