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Ted Mcginley

Ted Mcginley is gay he likes boys lots of them ngl ? And he’s jealous of me 😑😑 xoxo love your gf x
by Annemiare 😬 October 8, 2021
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Ted Strudel

When a woman urinates post coital whilst the man's penis is still inside her vagina.
I've had a few girls give me a Ted Strudel instead of getting up to go to the bathroom... Didn't hate it.
by Djijn July 23, 2021
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ted snaking

The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.
Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night

Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af
by Dragon dix August 2, 2021
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Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.
Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew
by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022
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Ted

Ted is a pumpkin he wants to sell you something mostly seen at hollween his worst enemy that always try’s to one up him is cucumber lemon with his wife lime
Ted is cool

Ted is smart

Ted
by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022
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Ted Lui

A representative of those who are very smart and love music.
People who are so Ted Lui should be in Juilliard.
by anonymous March 6, 2022
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Ted

(noun) A somewhat mischievous or impish child with the cutest smile in existence. 10/10 fantastic to watch during church 😍
Wow, look at that child's antics during church. He's such a Ted. If it weren't for his smile...
by Luconious Maximus August 28, 2021
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