Emerald Splash

The act of getting cream pied by Shrek

After watching Shrek I totally want to get emerald splashed

by Percival22 July 27, 2022

Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.

I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.

by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

shrimp splash

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.

I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.

by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 19, 2019

Black Splash

When multiple Black men brick all over a womans face. Black Splash most often happens with 3 or more black men though 2 is all that is neccicary. Somtimes a white friend might be called in, in which case it would be considdered Panda Splash Black splash has not been confirmed, nor denied as Leathal, but most sexologists believe that in theory its possible.

Moesha was cleaning the Dishes last night and it seems she might have had a little Black splash, if you know what I mean!

by The Black Splash Club September 1, 2009

Gatorade Splash

when a girl pours gatorade in her vagina; someone jumping into a pool of gatorade

I hit my coach with a gatorade splash

by Splash Crew November 3, 2021

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008