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Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
by aza_uk March 6, 2015
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Cheeky sniper

I phrase of 'OriginalHuman' to describe every sniper rifle in Call of Duty.
Luke: "There's a shotgun over here, but I want to keep my cheeky sniper"
by ErelGold May 13, 2020
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School Sniper

If you don't sit at at a table during lunch
If you don't sit at at a table during lunch you're a school sniper. Out of the ordinary colored hair, wears unknown brand of headphones, come in packs 5 to 7, and sit in weird spots in the school. Mainly during lunch
by THATBOYISMYSLATTER April 14, 2021
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Israeli Snipers

WOW DAWG! Even I only kill the disabled if women bang them instead of me. They're over there just taking pot-shots at them? Damn!
Hym "Wow! Israeli Snipers have been recorded shooting the disabled, children, medics, and press!? Oh-Boy-Oh-Jeez! I wonder why they raped and murdered your children! What could have possibly happened there!? Hey, and if Hamas is the government in Palestine... How is it not a 'Military operation' Ben? If Hamas is the government... AND THE MILITARY... How is it not a military operation? And you could say that they committed war crimes but the war crimes of the Israelites have been ignored for years, apparently. So... The Israelites haven't ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Gaza for years... They've just been shooting them from across the border and controlling their water, electricity, and (I guess if you have all the phone numbers of all the Palestinians) their internet? Sounds like you don't actually need to ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Palestine to have a negative effect on them... Sounds like it doesn't matter that you haven't set foot there. It sounds like the 'set foot' part is rhetoric being used to obfuscate what's really going on there."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
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Sniper

Executor for ROBLOX, is a executor which is actually UD/FUD... Their competition was AWP.GG but they got detected lol sniper would never
credits: krampus, awpgg, felix, eprocess
17Povs: Sniper executor is 100 sunc?
Fprocess: Its 67% cuz we stay underground
Felix: ciplasplas
by 17povsAkaPovs July 21, 2025
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Rusty Sniper Rifle

When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
Bro last night i was fuckin this girl in the ass and gave her a rusty sniper rifle.
by Juggalo25 November 3, 2018
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Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them
My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.
by Gator Bator June 19, 2025
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