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klepto-snatch

n. a seemingly straight woman who makes a habit of stealing lesbian girlfriends of other lesbians, either for recurring hook-ups or one night stands
v. to steal (as a straight woman) a lesbian partner/girlfriend of another lesbian
Brenda says she loves her husband and kids, but she's a total klepto-snatch when she heads out to My Sister's Room.
That Brenda may be all smiles at the charter school board meeting, but if she tries to klepto-snatch Clarisse again I'm going to slap-jack that trick, Philly-style.
by Trick Lovedakids December 28, 2009
mugGet the klepto-snatchmug.

Snatch Thatch

Carly: Should I shave my pubes?
Sheila: I love me some snatch thatch
by 343N September 17, 2017
mugGet the Snatch Thatchmug.

snatch cheddar

Any currency that has been inside a vagina.
I spent the snatch cheddar I got from that stripper on a kit-kat.
by chadder1234 July 20, 2011
mugGet the snatch cheddarmug.

snatch cricket

the toilet paper lint left behind after a girl goes to the bathroom
He found she had several snatch crickets when he went down on his girlfreind
by D's Girl June 14, 2014
mugGet the snatch cricketmug.

Gender-snatching

To snatch a gender from a carbon-based organism's body.
Dude! Did you hear about that alien going to around gender-snatching while people were in the shower?
by SadisticHyena December 8, 2020
mugGet the Gender-snatchingmug.

gappy snatch

Look at that girl, Great GAPPY snatch!Yeah, her pussy looks seriously loose and huge
by pinhaicau December 1, 2015
mugGet the gappy snatchmug.

sneezy snatch

Sneezy Snatch: noun;
1: a vagina that is in the process of queefing
2: a violent breezy vagina
3: a puff of air that is excreted from a snatch
It sounded like she farted but it was really just her sneezy snatch that made that sound.
by Flickityflickflack December 28, 2008
mugGet the sneezy snatchmug.

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