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Did methodical see that you told him that his voice sounds milky?

by Not Ee February 12, 2022

Willems' Method

Medical process, wherein a mammal after urination pushes two fingers into the perineum (or taint) to release any remaining drops of urine from their urinary tract. This method is named after James Willems, of funhaus who pioneered the practice.

Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!

by ossur July 14, 2020

the belkin method

Popularized by Nicolas Belkin, the belkin method consists of a specialized, repeatable technique used for consistent sexual conquests. Its uses seductive and psychological techniques to consistently secure one night stands with hyper-attractive females.

She was playing hard to get, but when he used the belkin method, she didn’t stand a chance.

by Nicolas Belkin May 8, 2024

Steve-O Method

The Steve-O method is a method used to get 10% off Macbooks from Steve Wozniak. The Steve-O method involves Jackass star Steve-O and American entrepreneur and electrical engineer Steve Wozniak. This method was created by Majestic all rights reserved.

The Steve-O method is better than all the other methods

by Laflamme January 7, 2024

Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.

Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.

by YVLdoja January 6, 2025

Jyro Method

Having feels for you hbs ex and wanting to fuck with them.

“Why you want my ex now?” “Thats the Jyro method.”

by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025

Renegade Raider Dating Method

The central theme revolves around adopting the character traits of the Renegade Raider, a rare and coveted skin in Fortnite. By becoming a metaphorical Renegade Raider in real life, the book suggests fostering an air of rarity and confidence. The method encourages occasional unavailability, advising readers to become a mysterious man and how to get into women's feelings.

How'd you get her? -- I used the Renegade Raider Dating Method.

by newsnews May 8, 2024