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promised land

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land
I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...

He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.
by elvette July 20, 2006
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lickalotapus land

the land were tounge's rule the earth and no pus goes without licking...
Lets all go to lickalotapus land....
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troll land

troll land: the place where pathetic lonely angry trolls who own a computer live. They will subsequently invite you in to feed off your anger, lack of self control or restraint. And then make fun of you once you do. Further infuriating you and your delusional apathetic compliant belief system.
ex1. !@#$ troll sucked me into troll land again, I'm so stupid!

ex2. what do you mean lady gaga is a talentedless, media whore? Why don't you get a life you !@#$ piece of !@#$, and go !@#$ yourself, your mom is a !@#$ !@#$ bag of !@#$ I hope you !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ and your !@#$ dog, too! !@#$ you!
by psychobabbleculvercity April 7, 2011
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Land Quidditch

The muggle version of Quidditch, which originates form the widely popular Harry Potter books. In land quidditch you run around on brooms wielding bats and hitting the "snitch". Requires two teams.
I'm going to play Land Quidditch today, do you want in?
by Hatscarf September 23, 2010
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Crash Landing

An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.
Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet?
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.
by GUiDeTtE PrInCesSx3 August 10, 2010
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land up

"end up" said by a total bimbo.
If you commit a crime, you will land up in prison.
by Felipe Martinez January 10, 2015
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Land Scallops

Are you coming to the BBQ? Jim Bob is making Land Scallops!
by Baron Von Uterati February 2, 2018
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