promised land

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land

I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...

He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.

by elvette July 20, 2006

lickalotapus land

the land were tounge's rule the earth and no pus goes without licking...

Lets all go to lickalotapus land....

by Joey Lannan 15474 millard markham il. 60426 708-59 February 14, 2003

Land Scallops

Pig Testicles

Are you coming to the BBQ? Jim Bob is making Land Scallops!

by Baron Von Uterati February 2, 2018

Land Quidditch

The muggle version of Quidditch, which originates form the widely popular Harry Potter books. In land quidditch you run around on brooms wielding bats and hitting the "snitch". Requires two teams.

I'm going to play Land Quidditch today, do you want in?

by Hatscarf September 23, 2010

land up

"end up" said by a total bimbo.

If you commit a crime, you will land up in prison.

by Felipe Martinez January 10, 2015

Crash Landing

An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.

Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet?
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.

by GUiDeTtE PrInCesSx3 August 10, 2010

Land Seal

A dog.

A golden retriever is a popular breed of Land Seal

by LocalCheeseMonger February 16, 2018