crack an egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

Crack a crustie

To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.

The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.

by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010

cracking wrack

An absolutely divine pair of voluptuous tittays

John: God, Tina's looking incredible today.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.

John: Damn right.

by ahmedofahmedovs June 30, 2022

gut crack

The opposite of “butt crack.” Where a person with a large gut wears a shirt that is either too small, or purposely wears a top to expose their mid drift while ignoring the fact that they don’t sport a “six pack” set of abs. Instead, it’s obvious to everyone but them, that they’ve drank one too many six packs and should either hit the gym or buy a shirt that fits.

Look at the gut crack on that chick!

by Eamonn og O'Daghnain November 20, 2014

la crack

Another name for La Croix mineral water, a very addicting substance.

Dude, I gotta lay of the la crack. I went through a whole case yesterday.

by applebananaorange November 5, 2015

Crack ants

The feeling of restlessness, as if one has ants crawling up and down their butt crack.

-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack

by qumay July 23, 2016

Crack bitch

A bitch who is high on crack and doesn't give two shits about anything because she's high on crack.

Beth:"Damn Becky! Look at that crack bitch"

crack bitch:"hsiakwkalsjdhrvrhjsks"

by Redcloudstrife May 22, 2016