choice butts

the best cigarette butts in the ashtray.

"hey man, you got a smoke?"

"nah, but there's some choice butts in the 'tray."

by ghostfeller January 11, 2008

Ear Butt

This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.

Oh please darling I rather you not lick my ear tonight it smells like ear butt.

by Nowheredotcom September 28, 2013

Rocket butt

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...

That chili have me rocket butt so bad I had to mop the bathroom ceiling!

by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021

butt tweet

When you have a Twitter client on your Blackberry / Mobile phone and it randomly sends out a message inadvertently.

ChuckBrown: Qpq¶pQ
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P

SWsmith: Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!

by mrmindllock February 15, 2010

picante butt

When pooping, your butthole feels like it is on fire due to the consumption on spicy foods.

Man, those hot wings gave me picante butt!

Sorry I'm late, I had to sit in the tub because I had a bad case of picante butt!

Dude, that habenero pepper is going to give you picante butt!

by Wabatucky Reds September 27, 2011

grudge butt

When you've been spurned by a chick, but then she wants to randomly hook back up with you. And you have no intention of getting back together with her, so you get her in the 5-hole because you never got to shank her in the stank while you were dating.

Russ got some grudge butt because Russ holds grudges forever.

by Elk Snot1 June 26, 2017

Butt Keeps

-noun
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.

Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.

Ryan: I think I'll eat a sandwich today
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...

Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.

by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009