technofoggie

An older person who has no idea how to use anything technical, such as a dvd player, computer, cell phone.
An older person who needs their son or daughter to set up their television, stereo, A/V system, computer, cell phone, install software, show them how to use any electronic device.

I am such a technofggie, I had to call my son and ask him to come over and hook up my new big screen TV, cable box and DVR. My mom is such a technofoggie that I had to go over to her house and show her how to use her new cellphone and set up her bluetooth in her car.

by raiderfan922 May 6, 2010

TechnoPocky

An awesome Youtuber that has absolutely nothing to do with Techno, although some of his videos consist of pocky.

lol TechnoPocky is funny

by the guy you're happy you arn't April 28, 2011

technobladesexual

One who is attracted to a fucking Pig from the Dsmp.
Mostly used by dumb people who do not have a life.

Insert name- I'm proud to come out as...
Person- Congrats, I support!
Insert Name- Technobladesexual
Person- wtf

by Duckyy February 20, 2022

pinch technique

Pinching the end of your penis before you ejaculate so you don't make a make a baby or a mess.

Clarkee used the "Pinch Technique" instead of cumming on the bed sheets and emptied in the toilet.

by Batdad69 November 16, 2015

Buntyman technique

The buntyman technique involves microwaving two pieces of sweetcorn till warm then smearing over vaseline. When done you vigorously rub the sweetcorn pieces up and down your penis shaft till ejaculation takes places. Latex gloves can be used for extra kink

I knew my porn habits were getting out of control when I started looking at rosebuds and doing the buntyman technique

by DirtyMikeLad March 17, 2016

Lotus technique

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.

“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”

by Haripu sea June 4, 2021

abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

by Necryn July 16, 2020