pod surfing

When one aimlessly searches through random Itunes podcasts, in hopes of finding a good one.

Last night I was so bored, I went pod surfing for 2 hours.

by blackbean0053 September 22, 2007

Surfing

The process of vomitting, usually alcohol, out a car window while moving at a high rate of speed.

Kevin was surfing while I drove home from the bar.

by Frank Walsh March 13, 2007

Lane Surfing

Watching the movie playing on the flip down screen in the car next to you on the freeway.

Caught ten minutes of the latest DVD release the other night while lane surfing.

by James Weyand January 15, 2006

Surfing the Web

When having sex from behind the man inserts his thumb in the woman's ass all the way to the webbing of the hand or 'to the web'

-Hey man, you hit that last night?

-Yeah bro, I was surfing the web!

by SandmanS2000 October 24, 2012

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

Surfing

When someone had socialanxiety
And despite their mother is telling them not to " Leave this table" and they go off surfing to their room anyways.

Or " SHE WAS SURFING MY DICK LIKE A PRO MAVERICK WAVING CHAMPION"

That's the more perverted part.

"Dylan went surfing off home, Tony and Nessa came to the party.."

*0_0*

"Oh.."

by Stronghandles May 28, 2017

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

by The Situjason December 22, 2009