ham cheesed

Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana

"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"

"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"

by flightofthekonchords May 1, 2009

ham and egged

taken advantage of

Dropped off my car to get a flat tire fixed and got ham and egged into buying a new wheel and tire.

by Why me two February 28, 2014

ham bapped

Isle of Man vernacular, particularly the Pulrose/Spring Valley areas.

1. punched, smacked, attacked.

2. drunk, alternatively, tired.

1. "you're getting ham bapped in a minute fella!"

2. "i'm fucking ham bapped after that run, like. egg n potater!"
"you were fuckin steeeeeamin' last night yessir! proper ham bapped, like."

by jokeoil January 22, 2015

Ham Napkin

A large, floppy labia, usually due to overuse or improper maintenance. Often found in pairs.

Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.

Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.

Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.

by Gabe Lincoln March 23, 2013

Ham-Slamwich

Vigorous anal sex.

Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

laminating the ham

The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.

Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.

by Joe the Barber June 17, 2012

Glass Ham

Pressing your ass cheeks against a steamy, glass shower door.

I was lied in the bathroom to piss and my uncle was showering and gave me the glass ham.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020