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“time stretchers"

Inmates who have a short sentence with an attitude problem & will provoke others serving long sentences.
Always try to avoid the “time stretchers".
by mybeccca October 1, 2024
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yaoi stretch

To extend out your arms and turn your head slightly to covertly check that no one has noticed the illicit material (either written or visual) on your screen.
Having gotten so into her AO3 reading, Carol quickly did a yaoi stretch to see if her coworkers knew what she was reading.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.
by big crazy eddy February 11, 2025
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Freckle stretcher

Freckle Stretcher (noun)
Slang, vulgar — A term used to describe anything (or anyone) that stretches the anus during anal sex. “Freckle” being a tongue-in-cheek reference to the butthole, and “stretcher”… well, you get the idea. Often used humorously or graphically in adult conversations.
“Damn, that toy’s a real freckle stretcher!”
by Shandeau April 14, 2025
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ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.
bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!
by kornball May 14, 2025
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Urban Stretch

In the height of summer, an act of sexual congress that takes place in a six story walk up without air conditioning wherein the penetrating partner places their member in the other participant while leaning backwards to make as little skin contact as possible.
Man, it was so hot last night I had to pull an Urban Stretch just to get a nut.
by StreetEtymologist. June 19, 2025
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shift and stretch

An inside joke between me and my best friend, Ariel. Its when your sitting down and you become aroused, you shift your body around a bit and stretch your arms over your head. If anyone else knows whatever the Hell your doing, smile evilly!
*Sees Benji and Joel close*...*shift stretch*
by Guitarded Me January 14, 2004
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the signal stretch

when youre in class and you cant get signal on your cell phone, so you put your phone in your hand and raise your hands in the air pretending your stretching in an attempt to get better signal.
Yo i saw stew doing the signal stretch, i wonder if hes texting zowe!

Young man i saw you do the signal stretch, turn in your phone to student affairs!
by DANNYBOY691337 May 13, 2010
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