by stevenchen June 25, 2009
Get the Steven Chenmug. When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.
My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
by BagofDicks May 6, 2013
Get the Uncle Stevenmug. This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.
Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?
Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."
or
Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"
Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"
Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."
or
Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"
Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"
by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009
Get the Swagless Stevenmug. An incredibly good author. His most well known books are the Jhereg Series or the Adventures of Vlad Taltos.
The books are fantasy/ sci-fi and plenty of satire and action to please anyone. Go read them.
Some of the titles are: Jhereg, Athyra, Orca, Tiassa, Dragon, and many others. Each book is named after a House (groups of elves born into different social brackets called "Houses" which are named after animals.)
The books are fantasy/ sci-fi and plenty of satire and action to please anyone. Go read them.
Some of the titles are: Jhereg, Athyra, Orca, Tiassa, Dragon, and many others. Each book is named after a House (groups of elves born into different social brackets called "Houses" which are named after animals.)
by Athyraslove August 11, 2008
Get the Steven Brustmug. When you shit in a white tube sock and then proceed to recklessly beat people with it like Steven Seagal in his prime.
Will burst out of the water closet and proceeded to Steven Seagal Jacob, leaving a trail of feces behind him.
by Butt-Fart Jackson October 13, 2011
Get the Steven Seagalmug. One of the greatest unknown artists ever. Resides in Holly Springs, North Carolina, and rents out a studio/photo-printing spot near the library and police station. Knows a lot about everything, has amazing works of art, and can help with a lot of stuff.
Let him teach you.
Let him teach you.
SL: Drugs are good, unless you can't control them.
Or if they've got a needle
LS/JD: Whoa! Steven Latchaw!
Or if they've got a needle
LS/JD: Whoa! Steven Latchaw!
by adidasskater93 April 30, 2008
Get the Steven Latchawmug. Def 1: One who drives to vegas for six hours extremely excited to party the night away only to get to vegas and pass out 2 hours later.
Def 2: One who drinks too much too fast and ktfo while everyone else is just starting their nights
Def 2: One who drinks too much too fast and ktfo while everyone else is just starting their nights
by hoangry May 4, 2010
Get the Pulled a Stevenmug.