An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.
"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."
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What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!
A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008
Get the SHAVEN SQUIRREL mug.A sexual encounter involving an obese woman (the tank) catching a brave yet powerless man (the activist) unawares. For a successful Tiananmen Squaring, the man must flee into anonymity and the rest of society must deny the encounter occurred.
Ivan: "I know I saw Dmitri leaving the club with that XL chick last night. There's no way she didn't Tiananmen Square him!"
Vladimir: "First of all, I have no idea what you're talking about. Second, don't mention this ever again."
Vladimir: "First of all, I have no idea what you're talking about. Second, don't mention this ever again."
by Chinaking October 28, 2012
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Guy 1:One time I watched Spongebob Squarepants and Spongebob was trying to get Gary to take a bath. He painted everything in the bathroom like a pirate ship. He called the soap dubloons. He then said Look Garry! Dubloons! Don't drop them! and winked.
Guy 2:nice.
Guy 2:nice.
by smishsm0sh September 26, 2009
Get the Spongebob Squarepants mug.There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.
by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008
Get the screaming squirrel mug.a plaza in Beijing, China that was the scene of a massive peaceful pro-democracy movement in 1989. The protestors occupied the area for several days. The protests were begun by students and soon farmers, urban laborers and others joined in. It was covered by foreign media extensively. Some demonstrators held signs expressing (in English) a desire for glasnost like that in the U.S.S.R courtesy of Gorbachev. Some erected a huge papier mache statue dubbed the "Goddess of Democracy". Sad to say, the Politburo Red Army revved up their tanks and started to chase and mow down demonstrators in their paths. I saw this hideous crackdown erupt live on NBC. A few protestors managed to stick torches into tanks and burn them up. A massive news blackout was immediately imposed by the Chinese authorities. To this day foreigners still don't know how many Chinese people lost their lives in the bloodbath. Estimates run up to the thousands, maybe more.
1. And the question is: if the Communist Chinese society was such a egalitarian classless democratic utopia as theorized by Karl Marx - like the Chinese commies
would have you believe, then why did so many people hold demonstrations? The answer: they weren't satisfied with things. And how come? Because the regime wasn't living up to Marxist theory. The whole Communism biz is a crock. In an ideal classless utopia there would be no crackdown like this. It's another example of government corruption and lies. One of these days it's all gonna fall, just like Axl Rose said.
2. Ben and Lora went to China in order to adopt a child from there. They visited places like the Great Wall and Tiananmen Square, where a huge portrait of Chairman Mao is watching you. One of these days ...
would have you believe, then why did so many people hold demonstrations? The answer: they weren't satisfied with things. And how come? Because the regime wasn't living up to Marxist theory. The whole Communism biz is a crock. In an ideal classless utopia there would be no crackdown like this. It's another example of government corruption and lies. One of these days it's all gonna fall, just like Axl Rose said.
2. Ben and Lora went to China in order to adopt a child from there. They visited places like the Great Wall and Tiananmen Square, where a huge portrait of Chairman Mao is watching you. One of these days ...
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