Dennis Hopper Spider

A poisonous arachnid with a devilish smile. Often found in Baton Rouge.

"whoa!"
"what?"
"I just saw a Dennis Hopper Spider!"

by Crown Boy November 17, 2009

Spider

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky

Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

chat sniper

To send a chat request to someone over an instant messanger like MSN or Yahoo the instant they log in with some random hello or strange quote.

Mech clicks login
0.5 seconds later
Neon: Hi, did you know kittens are furry?
Mech: HOLY HELL, stop being such a chat sniper fool. At least let the email warning come through first!!!!

by Prophet Mech April 25, 2006

African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....

Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.

by fission_pro January 29, 2009

Anal Spider

A sex move in which you stick your thumbs into someones anus and use your other fingers to squeeze the ass cheeks, causing the anus to open wide as you then move your thumbs in a circular motion.

Did you see how wide her asshole got after that anal spider?

by Not RyoHazuki September 8, 2005

Hair Spider

When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.

Eww, gross, you have a hair spider on your back!

by Corvidae23 March 24, 2011

eBay sniper

Annoying no-lifes who monitor eBay auctions all day before placing a bid at the very last second to prevent anyone else from getting the item, causing frustration and despair to failed bidders.

"YES, 5 seconds to go and that laptop is mine! All for £50!"
"What the shit? Bitch! Some bastard eBay sniper sniped me at the last second!"

by TheRealThing December 1, 2013