speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

by David Hendrix January 3, 2007

Speed Bunny

A gorgeous woman who loves hot rods, motorcycles, traveling, and sex positivity! You can find her at car/motorcycle shows and just being stunning!

“I’m a speed bunny”

by Catiekitten March 4, 2019

Speed Cola

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,

Speed cola speeds up your life!

by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023

Chicken-speed

A guy who has intercourse as fast as a chicken.

Chicks know him to be a chicken-speed.

by Well Shookspear May 22, 2018

The speed of fast

When someone is zooming

That man is zooming at the speed of fast

by Word_God October 6, 2021

Kallevig Speed

The art of walking faster than speed walking. If you need to get down the school halls FAST but can’t run? Walk at KALLEVIG SPEED? Lines too long? Just walk at KALLEVIG SPEED to get there faster?

Alright, Kallevig Speed everyone, we’re late

by Charles Bishop June 14, 2021