jew speed

the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers

I heard the penny drop a mile away, so I ran for it with jew speed and got it before the person had a chance to bend down to pick it up

by j00b (jewish n00b) February 22, 2005

speezy

A place to congregate and enjoy life; an area of extreme relaxation, ex: a friend's house, coffee shop, night club. Derived from "spot", which has the same meaning.

"We're gonna roll over to Roscoe's Waffles and Chicken, it's the speezy fo sheezy."

by Choppy February 17, 2003

Speedrape

A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.

Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.

Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.

Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.

Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?

Supersmartgirl1: Sure....

by USB Schooler September 25, 2011

mexican speed wrench

In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.

Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.

by dbbartender October 1, 2006

free speech

Something that does not exist on the internet. All internet postings are at the sole discetion of the owner, regardless of the location of the server or person.

free speech is a joke anyway.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004

SPEERM

A debate mnemonic, used to remember the basic headings to create points for argument.

Usually said as "sperm squared".

In general, a good debate should include a point that falls under each of as many SPEERM categories as possible.

S = social
P = political
E = economic
E = environmental
R = religious
M = moral

"That was a good debate speech by Bobby - he covered all the speerm topics."

by lightstorm October 26, 2007

Speedline

Speedline is when you make two lines of coke (or whatever drug you're snorting) and snort them both one after another, some people switch nostrils for each line.

I'm down to speedline this last point 2.

by 4.2.0. February 13, 2010