salty booger

When you shoot a load into your girls nose

I give my girl a s a salty booger last night

by Howie 1 December 17, 2016

salty jim

When a man or woman pees into a condom and uses said condom as a dildo

Once I'm done playing world of Warcraft (because I'm a virgin for life) I'll give a nice salty Jim

by Voldaar December 27, 2016

salty baguette

An angry Frenchman

There was a salty baguette in the bakery complaining that the baguettes weren't authentic.

by A Salty Baguette January 24, 2017

Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.

She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.

by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017

Salty cunt

A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.

Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!

by Bigbosserman June 5, 2017

salty hedgehog

A living creature with bad hair (once was bald)that occasionally rains salty dandruff and is famous for being extremely salty and ginger. The creature is also easily roasted due to his lack of brain and hair. He also sounds like an American bee that is extremely annoying and irritating.

A: woah what's that? And why is it snowing salt?
B: that's just a salty hedgehog

A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!

A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.

by BLOBBBCCCAAKKKEEENNNEEESSS June 30, 2017

Salty Foster

A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.

After berating her for being a filthy whore, he gave her a Salty Foster.

by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017