Sobernoia

The sudden urge to utterly swear off weed after going without for several days due to deviation from your normal, weed ensconced routine.

Me: Yo, Tbone, I've come to realize I may not be making the best choices for my personal health. I'm off the weed man. Hanging up my Spurs.

Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?

Me:. Well, I mean...

by TheCav January 14, 2018

Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018

Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018

sobbena

Sobbena is a beautiful human being who is the best and gets annoyed when people miss say her nam

Sobbena is so cute bro

I know she's thick

by CurvyB October 1, 2018

Soberian

The friend who is always sober, and babysits all their drunk friends.

(Soh - bare - ian)

I’m getting drunk with my freinds at the club today, she’s a soberian so she could take all of us home.

by Jesusislord12 November 18, 2018

Sobe

Common US Marine Jargon meaning One who chooses not to go out drinking, making excuses and being, in general, a sober piece of shit is a "fuckin sobe" aka sober. New thing, totally trending

Bro: “Hey guys what’s wrong with Mundle? He hasn’t drank in 3 days”

Other Bro: “Dunno man he’s been a bitch lately so he’s being a sobe”

by AyeeRoscoe December 7, 2018