'stocks n' socks

Sandals with socks- literally Birkenstocks and socks. A fashion faux-pas

Oh man- he's wearing 'stocks n' socks

by Cracked Eg March 5, 2004

rocks in tube socks

having crack cocaine hidden in your tube socks

person 1: wheres dem rocks at nigga?
person 2: the rocks in tube socks, mayne.

by ghetty greg May 8, 2006

fillin' socks

When someone is heaping such a huge load of crap on you that the volume would fill everything you're wearing, even your socks. True Story: A young child was sent home from day care for 3 days because his "movement" was so huge that it literally filled his socks.

"Is that true or are you just fillin' socks?"

by Sand May 31, 2006

Meat Socks

Legs that look like near-to-bursting sausages on a grill. Meat Socks make "cankles" look trim and fit - there are usually extra rolls of skin in Meat Socks that would swallow a "cankle" whole, much like an Old Testament vision.

"Those strappy shoes could not withstand the force and pressure of the Meat Socks jammed into them."

by MrSalamander May 6, 2008

Party socks

Was once a pejorative term for dark socks or dress socks. This was back when pretty much everyone wore white socks and wearing dark socks was not cool. However, this has changed so maybe the meaning of the word has flip-flopped.

Nice party socks, dork.
All my white socks were dirty so I had to wear party socks.

by fuzzywitman April 17, 2006

socks

1. A warm, fuzzy feeling, often associated with incoherent thought process, and total lack of sanity.
2. socks or sox (sks) A short stocking reaching a point between the ankle and the knee.
3. tr.v. socked, sock·ing, socks
To provide with socks.

Ex 1: Hotel gives me socks. Oodles of socks.

Ex 2: That old dude just socked me! For $4 at 4 AM. AND THE SOCKS AREN'T HALF AS WARM AS THEY LOOK.

by Bill Riech May 16, 2006

rubber socks

condom

Dem ma man's rudder socks had a hole in it so we couldn't go far

by Angle Lucifer October 25, 2003