A box in which you place a human body on for awkward situations where you have to lay sideways at a certain height.
hmmm..... that dildo-attached-to-mechanism is a little to high for a female to accept from a standing positon, place a sidebox unda' that bitch!
by Sidebox Master January 17, 2010
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When a woman's moustache is so long and curved downwards that it reaches her cheeks. It gives the image of a set of sideburns.
by VinegarStrokes April 23, 2009
Get the Portuguese Sideburns mug.A view of the breast from the side that is really only good-looking on hot women with large tits, and if pretty much useless on small-titted cunts.
by Andromeda1232 January 17, 2009
Get the sideboob mug.Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.
"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."
"...No. No they're not."
by WHSMB January 11, 2009
Get the sideburns mug.This is performed when you take a shit, while clentching your butt cheeks together, then taking your shit caked ass to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. The goal is to make a pair of shitty sideburns...excuse the pun. If you want to be festive, scream something in German.
We were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. I gave that skank some German Sideburns...a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. I am a regular Picaso...VOLKSWAGEN!!!
by Cagna Cazzo December 14, 2010
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