Shoulda Coulda Woulda

Dismissing a something you could've done, instead of dwelling on it

"If I did _____, I would've gotten it."
"Eh, shoulda coulda woulda"

Shoulda Coulda Woulda by AstroIsOffline April 30, 2022

Shoulda bought a Honda 

When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.

Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!

Shoulda bought a Honda by Boomshakalacca August 17, 2022

Nintendo Shoulder

The soreness you get in your neck and shoulders from sitting up staring at a video game too long.

I just played four hours of Mario Galaxy and I've got really painful Nintendo Shoulder!

Nintendo Shoulder by Narcissa714 May 27, 2010

Blue Shoulder

The product of being teased with a shoulder massage, and then never receiving said massage.

‎"You still owe me a massage!"-Person 1
"What do I owe you a massage?!"Person 2
"Well you told me you were gonna give me one, so you teased me, ..... you SO blue shouldered me!"-Person 1

Blue Shoulder by PseudoGinger May 31, 2011

Glass Shoulder 

The shoulder of a person that is made of glass. Particularly one that is prone to dislocation on mild impact with water / other objects.

Jeeezz...Harry's Glass Shoulder shattered when he hit the water! Now its all dislocated and ting.

Glass Shoulder by digital_rebel September 7, 2011

the shoulder stand 

Your girl lies on her back and you kneel in front of her. She Wrap her legs around you and you lift her up so you can enter her. You support her with one arm under her back while she puts her weight on your shoulders, as you thrusts in and out of her.

Her-" last night we tried something new called The shoulder stand".
Her friend-" was it good?"
Her-"it was incredible!"

the shoulder stand by Mexican genius July 15, 2015

Moldy Shoulder 

The Moldy Shoulder, commonly referred to as the Moldy Shouldy, is waiting for someone to fall asleep and then ejaculating on their shoulder without waking or alerting them in the morning.

"Dude my girl stole a handful of my fries yesterday, so I gave her a fucking Moldy Shoulder!"

Moldy Shoulder by DaSoullessOne July 8, 2019