shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.

WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!

by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008

shitty night

When your boyfriend/girlfriend walks in on you balls beep(balls deep in) your "real" partner and quickly realizes its their sibling.

"Dude I had a shitty night, Sandra walked on me, no thats not the bad part, it was her little sister."

by Ops604 April 15, 2009

Shitty Grizzly

Is when you go bear hunting and you sneak up on a sleeping bear, hop on its back while you're naked. You then proceed to wake up the bear by sticking your rifle far up its asshole. Then while the bear is trying to get you off of it you squeeze out a quick terd and rub it all over the bear's face and run away.

I went huntin' this weekend man, I saw a good lookin mother bear, so I gave her a Shitty Grizzly before I killed her.

by yourjmother March 15, 2010

The Shitty Toddler

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you discretely stick your thumb in her butt and then put it in her mouth.

Yo I totally did The Shitty Toddler with that bitch from the club last night.

by NigAndNog July 12, 2012

shitty pants

drunken derogatory slang.

You ain't nuthin but a shitty pants!

by the rev c July 21, 2003

shitty hole

Cleverer way of saying or retort to, "Holy Shit!"

Jacqueline: "Holy shit."

Shinooquina: "Shitty hole!"

by Plural of Mongoose May 15, 2006

shitty fucking

Shitty fucking is like titty fucking, but before you proceed to push the tits together and titty fuck them, you shit in the cleavage. Once you are done you make your partner lick the shit off you dick.
Titties that are right for shitty fucking are called shitties.

"Dude Eric how was Becky in bed."
"Awesome, her shitties were perfect. I shitty fucked her all night long. Shitty fucking is the best feeling in the world. I still have some shit left over on my dick though. She doesn't have a very big tongue. It was suprising too because my dick is only two inches long when erect."
"Nice"

by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008