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shadow wanking

Covert masturbation in a manner which is not viewable by a third party.

Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.

The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
"I chatted to that hot chick last night and she had no idea I was shadow wanking under the desk!"
by robertbowen October 20, 2007
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ShadowHuntered

To be followed by a stealthed rogue and die.
When you spike town and kill someone.
Ultra and Tricky have been shadowhuntered in the night.
by Shadow17 February 18, 2008
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shadow ball

A game of catch played using an imaginary ball.
No matter how many times I played shadow ball, I could never once just catch the goddamn ball.
by Gleasonator January 1, 2012
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Shadowing

To follow in the wake of another car to avoid a police radar detector
'Man how'd you avoid getting that ticket??'
'I was shadowing the car in front of me! They got the ticket instead!'
by BRNHN July 5, 2015
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Shadow Man

He might seem scary at first, but if he invites you to join him from hiding from the man on the roof, accept. It is your only help if you want to stay in this plane of existence. He looks like a shadow but consumes souls of children unlike a common house shadow. If your shadow is consuming children, consult a doctor immediately.
Synonyms: he who dwells under the bed, a true 12=232#$%$## dimension man, candle man negative, stealer of beef and toes, dave
"Hey bro, wanna hide under the bed with me?"
"No thanks, shadow man, for I am too tired."
"But h e is on the roof."
"Oh, ok then."
*joins him under the bed.*
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Shadowman

Someone who becomes much more boring after starting a relationship, a shadow of their former selves.
"Is Mike out tonight?"
"I doubt it, ever since he's been going out with Sarah he's become a real shadowman."
by Stevie Crow May 17, 2010
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shadow

a really annoying girl who follows everyone and copies everything everyone else does. she is also semi-retarded and thinks that every guy likes her
by ya mutha March 28, 2003
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