St Albans Girls School (STAGS)

a nunnery.
people who go their will be forced to endure hour long speeches about being young ladies and fruitful.

Person: you go to St Albans Girls School (STAGS) ?
STAGS student: *nods*
Person: i'm sorry

by anonymous 0987654321 August 20, 2017

Rugby High School

Rugby High School is a secondary school in Bilton, which is shit and is made out of cardboard. If you hit a wall hard enough the whole thing will come crashing down on the shitty sports hall which was a waste of its money. It runs off of the parents money which is prompted by the daily emails begging for money in return for prostitution. It’s full of yr7s who’s skirts can’t get any longer and hair can’t get any scruffier, yr8s who are sluttier than 2012 Lindsey Lohan, yr9s who still look like yr7s because they don’t have the ability to grow, yr10s who look like they don’t give a jack shit but inside they are pissing themselves, yr11s who warm everyone with their rbfs and yr12&13 who are crack heads

“rugby high school is a school full of lesbo slags’

by ___rhsslag101___ September 18, 2018

school friend

a friend that your only friends with at school and you don't hangout outside of school

mimi's my school friend shes too busy too hang out with me

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

schoology

A lame website public schools use, mimicking the layout of Facebook (mostly by incorporating the "like" feature) where teachers can make pages to post homework, assignments, etc; As well as a community message board for the entire student body and staff to post school-related stuff. Typically, students use it to post mindless nonsense like they do on Facebook, and don't use it for its actual purpose. The site is under strict regulation by the vice principal, who often deletes the posts after a day, so it's no fun.

Kid 1: Hey did you check Schoology for the homework?

Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.

Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!

Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.

Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.

Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.

by monsterock666 April 20, 2014

National Skip School Day

Its December 2nd. Skip School ya ninny.

"I can't wait for December 2nd because it's national skip school day."

by korosenai November 1, 2019

Conestoga High School

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.

Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"

by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018

School

stands for (SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS OF OUR LIVES).

Worst thing god ever made.

Also see: hell, prison,

Guy 1. whats hell?
Guy 2. where my perents take me every morning.
Guy 1. let me guess, school?
Giy 2. you guessed it!

by NITRON December 5, 2012