salty nut

When she succ you through your Tommy boxers but doesn't finish so you have to jack off on your own to cum.

Yo, this chick gave me a salty nut last night after I paid for dinner wtf

by Kinkouuuu September 5, 2016

Salty Seagull

Someone who is grumpy and pisses off at nearly everyone and everything, all day everyday.

Damn. Jacey is being such a salty seagull today. It's probably because John dumped her last week.

by ferretz-6 June 12, 2016

Salty Cappuccino

Sex act where the participants engage in anal intercourse then the man pulls out, flips the recipient over, and ejaculates on their chest in the shape of a heart.

Before she could respond, Jane was on her back and the recipient of a salty cappuccino. Looking down at the perfectly shaped heart on her chest, she knew she was in love.

by Rmdeecee May 22, 2016

Salty Berries

Olives.

Man, I love some salty berries in my martini.

by Belly Slap September 8, 2016

salty rocket

A salty rocket is the red thing under the dog.

Dude the dogs in heat hes got his salty rocket out

by Nito1124 January 4, 2017

salty noodle

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .

Omg darren you are such a salty noodle

by Datstankdank March 12, 2017

SAFTD

Sundays Are For Trackie Dacks

"Hey it's Sunday, what are you wearing?"

"SAFTD"

by Gopies August 12, 2017