Sausage Cat

A cat who cannot find his other end.

Sausage Cat: Guess what I've been doing today? Pooping. I've been pooping. A-lot~
I've never seen my other end. You know, my butt...I WANT TO LICK IT.

by kanametosenulquiorraschiffer January 13, 2011

sausage gargler

To perform fellatio, derogatory term, insult

That Tony fucked me out of $20,man what a sausage gargler.

by mike i. April 16, 2008

sausage farmer

Any guy in general that comes off as annoying. Someone who is too cool for their own good.

That guy with the dark tan and chisel abs is checking out your girl.
What a sausage farmer.

by PoeMan September 4, 2007

Sausage Fest Joe's

That fail of a school you all know as the prep(even though we all know that st. augustines is the REAL prep right?)SJP=fail. Have fun with your diabetes.

"Hey Dave how are the girls at Sausage Fest Joe's?" (chuckle)

"Fuck you Dan"

by lil pga pro 1 April 10, 2009

Sausage Toes

When your toes all look like the cheap 2 dollar sausages that you eat at Denny’s.

You can always tell when people have sausage toes because they always wear socks or closed toe shoes: even inside.

At the rare case that they do wear flip flops the toes will hang over and without a doubt have small hairs on them.

If you end up eating some of these toes syrup is recommended.

Look at kepa's feet he has some sausage toes. I'm glad we have syrup!

by poniyeahponi February 5, 2010

sausage sandwich

When a girl gets penetrated in her anus and vaginal holes (at the same time), she is having a 'sausage sandwich'.

"Hey Mary - did you enjoy your sausage sandwich last night?"
"Yeah, but my anus and my vagina holes are hurting/bleeding now"

by 2d unit March 3, 2008

Sausage Fingers

When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.

Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!

by R1crazy May 17, 2003