sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.

After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.

by Chi-hime August 30, 2016

Trading Sausages

v. The act of two people simultaneously pulling eachother's wieners at full force for sexual pleasure.

J: What are Alex and Ross doing in the corner? D: I'm not sure. It looks like they're trading sausages.

by Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer!! September 10, 2010

SAUSAGE IN THE CAN

Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!

Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!

by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008

sausage invasion

items needed: toothpick/popsicle sticks, sausages/hot dogs, maple syrup, condoms

put the sausages in the condoms, pour maple syrup in, stick a toothpick in the open end, then stick them straight up all over somebody's lawn.

after giving one of her students an F on the quiz yesterday, Ms. Halls woke up to a sausage invasion.

by trojan-man November 9, 2009

Bunnings Sausage

A sexual encounter between 2 or more adult males in the car park of a Bunnings Warehouse.

What'd you get up to Sunday? "Just had a Bunnings Sausage with a guy from Grindr

by Urik Hunt July 10, 2016

Adequately sausaged

Simply put, it's when someone has had a satisfying sexual experience,

'Hey Ben, how was your night with that girl?'
'She was adequately sausaged , mate! she was adequately sausaged indeed! *insert fist bump .. or high five ... or a similar celebratory action*

by M3gnificent November 8, 2017

Sausage King

The founder and keeper of the Sausage Factory. Also the holder of every chat Saturday.

The Sausage King has one big sausage.

by Stephen Nemeth February 22, 2005