Salmon

1. A fish that swims around in the sea and can be eaten I guess

2. (name) A cool dude that makes funny jokes even if he thinks everyone disagrees with him and wants to ignore him. He's kind when he needs to be but can struggle a lot with social situations including subjects he doesn't understand very well .

1. "I caught a fish the other day, It was a salmon"

2. "Salmon makes funny jokes sometimes"

by Maxi the cool kid March 21, 2021

Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

salmon hats

The head, corpse, or a representation of your vanquished foe worn as a hat or headgear.

Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again. Source: Live Science

by jelifish 1111 November 28, 2024

Salmon

A person who is mean or rude, synonym for jerk.

You salmon!

by Evoker94 December 2, 2024

salmon expert

Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.

“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”

“Bros a salmon expert”

by LuckyAtticus December 18, 2024

Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025