by MuzzPirate May 3, 2014
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by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019
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A trombone that, when subjected to water or water-based liquids and even air moisture for a long enough time, develops an outer layer of iron oxide most commonly known as rust. It makes a trombone aesthetically and ergonomically unpleasing, as well as difficult to play.
Andy: Hey Bobby, do you want to play my flute?
Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.
Andy: Well shucks.
Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.
Andy: Well shucks.
by Chigglywiggly February 14, 2010
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Get the Rusty Trombone mug.When you have both feet and both arms in 4 different peoples arses with there limbs in other peoples arses as scorpions are arachnids and your head up someones anus with another persons head in your anus this is a rusty scorpion king much like in the film the mummy returns this is a combination of a rusty crab and a rusty centaur.
Not for the faint hearted.
Requires 15 people atleast.
For an all boy scorpion king it is known as a spikey bellied scorpion king as there are male genitials.
Not for the faint hearted.
Requires 15 people atleast.
For an all boy scorpion king it is known as a spikey bellied scorpion king as there are male genitials.
Joe:Aw man last night we were gagging for some rust, I suggested a rusty centaur.
Adam:I suggested a rusted crab.
Joe:So after watching the mummy returns we decided that all 15 of us could have some fun thats when Sally came up with the Rusty Scorpion king.
Charlotte:Yeah I wanted to be the main body I can't get enough of that fucking rust.
Evan:I had to sit out cos' there was already 15 people Sally,Adam,Joe,Chris,Rachel,Sam,Ben,Emma,Warren,Jordan,Gaz,Oliver,Hayley,Dave,Jack,Shauna.
Shauna:I had the worst case of liquid rust and lubed everyone up before hand.
Adam:I suggested a rusted crab.
Joe:So after watching the mummy returns we decided that all 15 of us could have some fun thats when Sally came up with the Rusty Scorpion king.
Charlotte:Yeah I wanted to be the main body I can't get enough of that fucking rust.
Evan:I had to sit out cos' there was already 15 people Sally,Adam,Joe,Chris,Rachel,Sam,Ben,Emma,Warren,Jordan,Gaz,Oliver,Hayley,Dave,Jack,Shauna.
Shauna:I had the worst case of liquid rust and lubed everyone up before hand.
by Walbs September 27, 2008
Get the Rusty Scorpion King mug.getting your ass crack and/or ass hole licked while the girl reaches around and tugs on your cock. Thus looks like the girl is "making music."
by Sam from Philly August 13, 2005
Get the Rusty Trombone mug.When you take a girl into a sauna, take a dump on the sauna rocks, wait for it to steam up, then have sex while the arouma fills the air.
by Dornan May 20, 2007
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