An obscene sexual act in which sand is used as lubrication during rough anal intercourse. Works best with the world's finest sand -- found on the Gulf Coast of Florida, especially in and around the St. Pete Beach area.
I took my girl out to the beach to see the sunset, and then gave her the rusty keyhole all night long.
by EMoney2k7 October 17, 2007
My friend an EMT told me about this guy they found with a frozen salmon up his ass. They had to take him to the hospital to get it removed. They call that move the rusty scupper!
by Little Smokey October 05, 2007
by comal6669 October 19, 2003
After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope
Suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. "The Peanut Galaxy.
by Cworth28 April 20, 2009
My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.
by tttoad May 06, 2020
Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !
Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.
SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons
Emily: I know !
Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.
SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons
by beccasarahdeil January 13, 2010
Damn, Me and Tawanda were messin' around last night. When I went down town it tasted like a roll of rusty coins.
by zllih August 17, 2004