readsdrop

the act of unknowingly paying attention to a conversation between two friends on social networking sites such as Facebook.

Dan: Check this out Mike, I didn't realize I was absentmindedly readsdropping until just now but your girlfriend is totally flirting with some guy from high school!

Mike: Grrrr...

by Aretelio January 28, 2009

Road Penguin

Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.

Dude lets go yank out that road penguin!

by A55Finch July 3, 2009

road weasel

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.

Did you see that guy just cut you off? What a road weasel!

by pokeyzard August 26, 2009

Road Jihad

Causing havoc (deliberate or otherwise) on public roads usually by driving offensively or otherwise unsafely for the conditions thereby inconveniencing numerous others.

The taxi cab cut-off three vehicles before merging into expressway traffic at a third of the speed of regular traffic flow causing an influx of traffic behind him. The resulting two hour traffic delay was attributed to Road Jihad.

by John Bigbootay November 27, 2009

roadkill cafe

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.

Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010

road limo

the act of giving and/or receiving oral stimulation on the penis while inside an motor vehicle, not restricted to a limousine.

Synonyms: road head

Chastity was riding shotgun in the car with Kasra, when she felt an uncontrollable urge to give him road limo.

by skierdude9732 February 25, 2011

RADSAD

Acronym, The action of rolling and smoking a Doobie, spliff, biff, zoot, joint.
The Acronym of "Roll A Doob, Smoke A Doob"
RADSAD

"What you sayin'?"
"I'm sayin' we should go and RADSAD with the lads tonight"
"yeah man, feeling that"

by tesconights October 23, 2011