earth pounds

Small amounts of money that can be wasted on items that a superior being might shun

Girl;'how much are those gold hoop earrings'

Market Stall Owner 'they are three of your earth pounds'

by leighann li July 5, 2008

karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances

I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.

by kwiii December 23, 2008

peanut pounder

When you stick your cock into an elephants ass and your dicks covered in elepehant shit

Dude last night i totally peanut pounded an elephant.

John likes to peanut pound.

Ozzie is a peanut pounder

by 141423154 62-4123 February 24, 2009

corporate pounds

When pretty women who work in high pressure corporate settings put more and more hours in, don't look after themselves and gain more and more weight over a few years.

(happens to guys as well)

Dude, did you see Marisa? Her suit is spiffy, but it can't hide her new corporate pounds.

by foobar231 October 23, 2010

Hippy Pound

448 grams - As opposed to a real pound, which is 453.59 grams.

Also known as a nigger pound, jew pound, chinese pound, or any-group-of-stereotypically-cheap-or-lazy-people pound.

Person 1: If an ounce of weed is 28 grams, then a pound of weed must weight 448 grams, right?

Person 2: No sir, that's a hippy pound. One ounce is actually 28.3495 grams. Therefor a pound is about 453.6 grams.

Person 1: Well damn..

by facehouse July 6, 2011

Porcelain Pounder

The act of intercourse with a girl while she is throwing up in a toilet from being too intoxicated.

She was trying to sober up by throwing up a gallon of zima, so I helped her out with a quick porcelain pounder.

by IUPBSN October 4, 2011

Goku Pound

Goku Pound, named after an occurrence on the original Dragon Ball cartoon show. It is the process of slapping, or pounding a persons pelvic region to see if they are male or female, can also be used sexually.

Man #1: I brought a girl home with me last night.
Man #2: You sure she was a girl?
Man #1: Yeah, I Goku Pounded her to be sure.

by YoungNiqqa January 27, 2012