Someone who dresses up scene, acts scene, and talks scene for the benefits of what other scene people get: sex, girls, attention, etc.
Symptoms of a scene poser:
- Talks about being scene
- keeps the same style for more than a couple of days
- Changes from a non-scene style to a scene style in less than a couple of days.
- Style matches a picture you saw on the internet EXACTLY
- Doesn't look scene, though they try to
- Does a hairflip more than twice in one minute
- Tries to make friends with other scene people
- Goes over the top with girl clothing, such as girl pants, girl shirts, girl hats, etc.
- Too pussy to get a piercing or two
There are much more symptoms that our brains can pick up that automatically tell us that he/she is a poser.
If you want to have the style for yourself, not because you want to fit in, or look awesome, but so it matches you, it will most likely work out.
Symptoms of a scene poser:
- Talks about being scene
- keeps the same style for more than a couple of days
- Changes from a non-scene style to a scene style in less than a couple of days.
- Style matches a picture you saw on the internet EXACTLY
- Doesn't look scene, though they try to
- Does a hairflip more than twice in one minute
- Tries to make friends with other scene people
- Goes over the top with girl clothing, such as girl pants, girl shirts, girl hats, etc.
- Too pussy to get a piercing or two
There are much more symptoms that our brains can pick up that automatically tell us that he/she is a poser.
If you want to have the style for yourself, not because you want to fit in, or look awesome, but so it matches you, it will most likely work out.
Shelly: Is that a scene kid? OMG I WANT HIM.
Jake: No, he's a scene poser. He hasn't bothered to do anything with his hair in weeks, he has had the same piercing for a month, and he's acting like a fag. Clearly he wants the benefits of a scene person, but he doesn't want to maintain the style. What a shame.
Jake: No, he's a scene poser. He hasn't bothered to do anything with his hair in weeks, he has had the same piercing for a month, and he's acting like a fag. Clearly he wants the benefits of a scene person, but he doesn't want to maintain the style. What a shame.
by ELKUY May 25, 2009
Get the Scene poser mug.A poser is a person that has no goal to accomplish, other than to irritate those around them in desperate pleas and cries for help.
A person can't be a poser if there is nothing to pose as.
A person that is imitating the acts of their idols or someone else that has accomplished the act in their own time (the past).
A person that claims they are something that they know nothing about is not a poser, they are just ignorant. In fact, maybe you should educate them in your spare time instead of reading this deifinition.
A person that is very young and unwilling to be taught the correct ways of their stereotype (hehehe... I love that definition).
ect.
A person can't be a poser if there is nothing to pose as.
A person that is imitating the acts of their idols or someone else that has accomplished the act in their own time (the past).
A person that claims they are something that they know nothing about is not a poser, they are just ignorant. In fact, maybe you should educate them in your spare time instead of reading this deifinition.
A person that is very young and unwilling to be taught the correct ways of their stereotype (hehehe... I love that definition).
ect.
by Strangergirl October 29, 2005
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Usually a person between the ages of 10 and 14, they listen to mtv pop punk bands and actually believe that to be real punk. In reality, these people are too mentally challenged to understand anything.
by JasonAshton February 20, 2003
Get the poser punk mug.some one who becomes emo to fit in/be different/try to be an emo but they r not...........(not related but snaggle)
normal person-hey looser how many times did u cut today?
emo-shut the fuck up *raises arms showing fake cut marks*
normal person-hey fucker those arent real
emo-yes they are i hate my life!!!!
normal person-ur such an emo poser
emo-shut the fuck up *raises arms showing fake cut marks*
normal person-hey fucker those arent real
emo-yes they are i hate my life!!!!
normal person-ur such an emo poser
by stevenhan123 September 18, 2006
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Azn 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
Azn 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
Azn 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible azn rap.
Azn 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
Azn 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
Azn 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible azn rap.
by anonymous antonym November 9, 2005
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Highly ironic, posers are not true. Use sarcastically.
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Local show, girl spots random scene kid.
Scene kid: Oh I'm so bloody original..
Girl: Be true, poser!
Scene kid: Oh I'm so bloody original..
Girl: Be true, poser!
by CherryDoom March 31, 2005
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Poser - TOTALLY! He was the shiz!
Billy - Oh really? What was your favorite song of his?
Poser - Uhhhhh.... i dont remember the name
Billy - Exactly.
Poser - TOTALLY! He was the shiz!
Billy - Oh really? What was your favorite song of his?
Poser - Uhhhhh.... i dont remember the name
Billy - Exactly.
by ilovejbiscuit December 23, 2007
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