pookerface 

A pokerface for pooping during a Zoom call. For the sake of decent society, you have to carefully arrange your facial expression so that it's not obvious that you're downloading more than just video data.

Tony: The Thai food came back with a vengeance during the quarterly meeting. I don't think anyone noticed that I was on the toilet.
Fonzi: Ooohh is that why you were straining and staring into space? We thought you were mad! You've got a pretty good pookerface!

pookerface by Sequined Converse October 19, 2021

Poober Driblings 

Used to describe something awesome.

"Yo, have you tried that new Monster flavor?"
"Yeah, that shit's Poober Driblings"

Poober Driblings by DerpsYT February 16, 2022

poogery 

Ridiculous; bullshit
The act of doing something to the point of it being considered foul

Did you see what she wrote on his car?

Yeah what was some poogery shit

poogery by Thatjitg November 21, 2022

Poober 

A slur for non-binary people

They are a poober

Poober by Just a guy 2748 May 18, 2023

Poober 

This is a slur against non-binary people. It’s vile, do not use.

That person is for sure a poober.

Poober by Thicc-witch53 May 18, 2023

paranoid pooper 

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

paranoid pooper by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010

Pepper Pooper 

When you get a spicy butthole from taking a red-hot lava dump the day after eating Mexican, Thai, etc.

"As if the fiery mouth-rape inflicted by that habanero salsa last night wasn't punishment enough, I've had a rabid case of pepper pooper all day to boot."

Pepper Pooper by smiteforyourritetofarty April 14, 2012