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Pony Express 

Man with a small penis, who also cums fast.
I never would have banged him if I would have known, that I'd be riding the Pony Express.
Pony Express by BobTheMob January 8, 2015

show pony 

Usually A person that shows off in the public eye and does things just for the hell of it, usually dyeing hair regally. Commonly of gay sexuality
Look over at that show pony he/ she thinks they are so cool and better then you and me
show pony by James April 15, 2004

Pony Felcher 

The act of fleching a pony, i.e. performing anal sex on one to completion and then retrieving the semen for oral ingestion, with or without a straw.
Joseph Rakofsky isn't always a pony felcher, but when he is, he prefers dos pajitas.
Pony Felcher by not_seu June 27, 2011

jumbo bologna pony 

when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.
This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.
jumbo bologna pony by DJ Squid November 20, 2004

ice dat pony 

A phrase that replaces "you show her/it/them".
"I know you can take down that midget, you ice dat pony!"
ice dat pony by Tanth November 21, 2004

We have a pony 

Something said by your friends to lure you to a party under false pretences! When really there is NO pony!!
Come to my party . . . We have a pony!!
We have a pony by Charm85 October 23, 2007