neck pitting

The act of rubbing ones armpits on the neck of your partner as an act of arousal.

I become extremely aroused when my partner and I are neck pitting.

by fortypointfive June 8, 2017

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god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017

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Binge Painting

The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.

1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.

by amdb4z November 11, 2017

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Finger Painting

FINGER PAINTING. the act of putting 3 fingers in a woman's vagina and aggressively thrusting them in and out until the fluids therein become milky. then smearing the all over them woman's face like war paint.

"Haw's stuff with Sharron going Bert?"
"Oh mate. she is Filth!!! I was Finger Painting her up like a damn da Vinci last night!"
"NOPICE!"

by Quag Norris July 28, 2018

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Reverse pointing

When you point at someone to be like "This is the guy!", but really you're like "I'm way more important. Everyone is looking at me by default. I have to point at this dumb loser for anyone to pay attention to him."

Did you see Trump reverse pointing at Kobach? That dumb loser wants to be mini-Trump and Trump was like "People don't even know who you are. I have to point at you just so someone will look at you. I really am the greatest. People love me. They love the things I point at. So true. I've heard many people say it."

by boy bedlam August 9, 2018

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