that guy over there is such a pecker queer.
by red_baron1986 July 04, 2017
When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 25, 2019
The additional piss that falls from your dick when forgetting to shake it off, which usually drips onto the pants of the victim leaving a stain looking like your pecker just druled and for everyone at the party to humiliate you.
"SHIT! i got some pecker drule on my jeans, i guess i'll just wait in the bathroom until that shit dries up, wheres my natty light."
Victim-"Yoo look, i got some pecker drule on my jeans... pleassse don't tell anyone man, that shit is embarrassing!"
Friend-"Heyyyy everyone, look, this little bitch over here forgot to shake his dick( 3 times only, any more shakes and your beating off) and got pecker drule all over himself."
Victim-"You asshole"
Victim-"Yoo look, i got some pecker drule on my jeans... pleassse don't tell anyone man, that shit is embarrassing!"
Friend-"Heyyyy everyone, look, this little bitch over here forgot to shake his dick( 3 times only, any more shakes and your beating off) and got pecker drule all over himself."
Victim-"You asshole"
by Draggggs April 19, 2011
That guy is such a pecker puffer.
Oh yeah? Well you can go puff a pecker.
From Full Metal Jacket: ‘Are you a pecker puffer? Do you suck dicks?’
Oh yeah? Well you can go puff a pecker.
From Full Metal Jacket: ‘Are you a pecker puffer? Do you suck dicks?’
by SiL3Nt J September 09, 2023
The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.
Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.
by Ryselin August 05, 2020
Brad and Chad were so committed to dick waving their muscle cars that it was hard to tell who was a bigger Pecker Princess
by Princesshentai January 16, 2019
by JLDub November 09, 2023