pardo mox

the act of doing something which will result in ones own death

alex ate some poison leaves he became pardo mox

by sir round sound December 16, 2009

Paisonitis

One who can function with partial downs and chronic stench and laziness. Also has jock itch and speaks very slowly.

You're working really slow, do you have Paisonitis?

by Mill house May 22, 2010

parkourection

An erection that occurs as a result of doing or observing the act of parkour.

Dude... did you see that kong-to-cat? I have a major parkourection right now.

by Jaime_Danielle November 30, 2011

parlor sparking

Making out on the front porch or parlor of a house.

Daniel and Denise were at home parlor sparking last night.

by Snoodan November 18, 2013

Pardophile

Someone who is hard of hearing and says pardon alot and doesnt follow simple orders...

I told jimmy to clean up his mess, he just gave me a blank stare and said "pardon" this happened a few times before he finally walked over and put a bean on my dress...hes such a pardophile!

by Butch Jippidy May 8, 2014

Paraoke

paraoke /parɘ’ōkee / n. 1. the entertainment of singing to a karaoke machine while borderline paralysed due to the excessive consumption of alcohol.

See also:

para /’parɘ/ Aust. Colloquial ◊ adj. 1. the act of getting paralytic due to consumption of alcohol.

Going to get "para" on a couple of hand grenades, then hit up the bar and sing a bit of "paraoke"!

by thatparaguy May 28, 2014

PAFSOL

is an acronym for the words poor as fuck and shit outta luck. Its when you are too broke too afford bankruptcy or the cost of looking for work and don't qualify for unemployment because you haven't made enough money. A person that is pafsol may be unemployed but they don't qualify for any assistance like low income housing and are not counted in the unemployment statistic. A person that is pafsol may also be ffl fucked for life. That means they may not be able to get a job or afford transportation.

I pafsol so I released all my inventions to public domain because I can never afford a patent. Google openInvent

by Punkroku-Bitsfit-dot-com September 5, 2015