iPhone

The best thing ever waaaaaayy better than android

iPhone is better

by Kindagayredneck November 21, 2020

iPhone 1G

The iPhone 1g isn’t real the iPhone 2g is and that’s the first phone that Apple sold (I think) anyways there’s no iPhone 1g

-Hey look that guy thinks the first generation iPhone is the 1g

-I know the iPhone 1g doesn’t even exist

-hah I know right

by anonymous May 9, 2023

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

iphone galaxy

The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids

“Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”

by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020

IPhone

A smartphone that sucks your dick for you.

Jimmy: Hey siri, suck my dick.
Siri: OK.

*sloppy toppy IPhone sounds*

by Big Bulge Imposter February 2, 2022

iphone air

Tim definitely did not cook….

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025

iPhone Gangster

A white (can be black) kid who was raised or being raised by a middle class family and thinks they're tough shit.
They talk about doing drugs and fighting when they are, in reality, too scared to even come close to that.

"That kid isn't shit he's just an iphone gangster." -someone who actually IS tough shit.

by Cummissioenr2am April 24, 2018