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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
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Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
by Teeth checker March 30, 2022
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primo net worth

the balance of money for teen/young adult restore in a bank. it also means a bank base that you may have.
wow my son has an primo net worth!
by con"eriba February 25, 2022
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thirdo net worth

installation for territorial worth account which can go up from $123 to $2000 to use it use coordinates for installation recipe to use net worth connected to your value of your installation that will lead up to good luck
thirdo net worth $123 $432
by con"eriba February 28, 2022
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Net Idol

A kind of (typically kaigai) idol who is mainly online rather than doing live events or going to cons.
Wota 1: Hey, did you see that one net idol groups livestream yesterday?
Wota 2: Connections? Yeah, they were so cool!
by shshshizuku November 27, 2020
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Grey Net

The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.
"Wow! Is this what I think it is?"

"It sure is, I found it on The Grey net!"
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
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Fin again barbie bin net

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"Barbie bin net!"

"Fin again barbie bin net!!"
by fin again barbie bin net February 2, 2021
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