John Murphy

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Murphy is fat!!

by pussyfuxker<33 November 18, 2022

Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy is typically known as a lazy HVAC salesman with limited acrobatic abilities.

Fart Murphy

Local HVAC salesman

by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023

Murphy’s law

The law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

i keep getting epic wins, but when i actually start recording, i get no good clips, at all. must be murphy’s law.

by danik0011 February 27, 2024

Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

kieran murphy

The ghost of me1 3el who migrated to the sandy streets of Saudi Arabia to become the ultimate form of ghost, he works in the al nassr slave coaches and is a complete transperent NOT obtuse being.

" I hate ghosts"
"hey its rude to say you hate people"
"Its kieran Murphy."

by saudiprooooleague December 26, 2023

kaidence murphy

The most beautiful-est girl you could ever marry especially if she has brownish blondish hair and blue eyes she is quite the catch and anyone would be lucky to have her

YOU look so Kaidence Murphy

by K Murphy February 1, 2017

Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023