Mullafrodisiac

Someone with a mullet afro that doubles as a turn on.

Girl, did you see that mullafrodisiac? He is so cute!

by gene simons February 17, 2013

mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.

Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy

by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014

mullet lawn

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".

The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...

by ekolis August 1, 2014

Mullardoch

When a dirty hobo scavenges the hills of the Scottish highlands and molests innocent herds of sheep.

That guy mullardoched those sheep bloody

by deviant46n2 September 10, 2014

Mullet bottom

Buisnes in the front(vag or dik) party in the back(booty) but all hairy and scary

My brother has a total mullet bottom

by Jack Offspring March 5, 2015

mullusk

A phenomenon or state of uphoric managomy in which the mood becomes eerily tense or obsquered

Is it me or is it awefully mullusky in here?

by Richie-5258 April 15, 2016

Mullerd

To do something with power or aggression.
Can also be used to replace the word failed

"He mullerd it" or "You've mullerd that"

by SCR18 February 13, 2017