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House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
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word-of-mouse

The phenomenon of a particular message or recommendation being passed from an individual to his/her contacts through the internet.
All it took was a little word-of-mouse and the next thing Henry knew his "catsuit with knobs" clip was on boing-boing. He felt like it was the lowest point in his life. That was until he switched on the evening news.
by Dananjay Anandan January 19, 2006
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lube mouse

the result of a long session of masturbation while viewing porn resulting in your mouse being covered in a mixture of lube, cum and sweat
John have you been spanking the monkey to porn again coz we have a lube mouse
by Sarah Payne January 6, 2008
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Mush Mouse

Term of endearment used for one's wife when seeking anal intercourse.  Usually used on Christmas Eve while drinking pinky finger mixed Manhattan's, and the kids are told to stay put in their rooms.
Dan:  I'm ready to "take a nap" Mush Mouse

Jeanette:  Oy, ok, let me get the kids put away.
by Storpy August 23, 2011
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Mickey Mouse Ears

when a large chested woman is wears a black shirt and places her breasts on your head.
paris hilton couldn't give mickey mouse ears pam anderson sure could
by Ride4CwB May 13, 2005
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skater mouse

Unnoffensive version of skater rat.
Josh: I was skating over at coolo yesterday and this security guard called me a skater rat >=@
Jelly: Awww poor Joshie, your not a skater rat! your a skater mouse! ^_^
Josh: uh yeah...
by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006
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Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

The password for the Mickey Mouse house. They call the name and the door opens.

They don’t do exercise, they do ‘mousekercise’.
They don’t use tools, they use ‘mousekertools’.
They eat mouske-food. They breath mouseke-air

Ps: Daniel if you’re reading this, I feel so stupid rn 😔😂
by Britney101 May 15, 2020
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