Marte

A very pretty person who has managed to become the most inspo person on earth. Lights candles when she’s alone, always looks stunning

You look like a real Marte over there, lighting candles while looking flawless

by Siggeryan November 9, 2019

Mårten

He is a tall young adult man. wide shoulders, sometimes exercising and but not having the worst sexy body! protector and loves children.He is usually single but he knows that all the girls around him would die to be with him. One of the hottest in Sweden.He has blond golden hair,good skin, has a strong sexy look, green nice eyes,use designer clothes and always looks good even when he wakes up. he has attitude, good personality, big nice smile. He is just perfect! But be careful, betraying the torment can cost you a lot and can serve you consequences. the time you get to date him he will protect you with his entire life and will be very easily envious when someone takes your attention away from him. However, he is a bad boy and does not show emotions. but you can feel the warmth of the room while he's there. when he looks at you he has eyes with desire. but he looks away quickly. he tries to talk to other girls to make you jealous so you dare to take the courage to talk to him. but once you talk to him he has nothing to say and goes away to play hard.No one likes his personality more than I do! he is emotional, gives good looks and tries to tease you in moments you absolutely cannot be with him. he’s my love of my life and I hope he understands that he belongs to me and that i belong to him. I know he will come back to pick me up when the time has come for both me and Mårten. Just give him a chance and he will prove that he really loves you and would do anything for you!

That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Mårten?

He's just such a sweet guy he must be Mårten.

“wow, i cant stop thinking about Mårten"
"yeah, isn't he amazing!"

Girl 1- hey look, who's that
Girl 2 - he's my crush , we're such good friends, come meet him

by Loveyouuuuuuu November 15, 2019

marte

hiiiii um ur weird haha

i feel single

hi marte

by its me guess February 26, 2020

Marte

marte can u please answer i said that u still owe me from the dinasour catchphrase so like i mean if u want

hi marte ur pretty

by U know :) February 26, 2020

marte

hi bitch. if this gets published wowwwww. marte's kinda cool i guess. maybe not that much but uh yeah. also how tf are her eyes so pretty like jeeeeeesus

hi marteee

by its me guess February 26, 2020

Martesexuell

A sexual orietation. Martesexuals are sexually attracted to the Marte™ family. Even though it's it's completely own sexual orientation, it lacks recognition, tolerance&acceptance both from the LGBTQ community as well as the heterosexual community.

*2 lesbians checking out a Marte girl*
A: Oh gosh look at this slayy gurl she's so hot..
B: Omg fr tho!
Both: Nomarte* tho;}

*short for "Not Martesexuell"

by FistZar Sprottnik March 18, 2020

Monte Vista High School

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.

GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...

by Danvillian July 16, 2020