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Milk for Free

A term used to say that instead of intimacy in a relationship, you can get the sex for free( via slut, whore, prostitute, etc.) Also in the statement, " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"
From RvB

Caboose: My dad always said " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey Rookie. Did you just call my girfriend a cow?
Tucker: No dude, I think he called her a slut.
Milk for Free by Secret Justin December 14, 2008
Related Words

milk shake

2/3 ice cream, 1/3 milk, place in blender, mix, serve chilled
strawberry milk shake
milk shake by dude December 31, 2003
To make things more sleazy, make it sound more appealing, syrupy and believable.
"man i milked that essay so bad"

"u can always milk the excuse in front of a teacher"
milk it by Alex H January 29, 2005

milk man 

a.Ayo, homeboy stay with the white women.
b.Yeah he a straight up Milk man
milk man by Dub-Fresh December 9, 2006

Milk, Milk, Lemonade 

1. The preamble and unofficial title to a joyous childhood rhyme. It goes: Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Push the Button, Fudge is Made. While saying this lovely poem, children point to the right side of their chest and then the left for the Milk part. For lemonade, they point to their genitals. "Push the button" calls for pushing ones belly button and then finishing it off by pointing to ones arse.

2. Something you say to your boss to express your lack of interest in what (s)he is saying.

3. Something you say very loudly when someone is telling you something you don't want to hear.
2. "Hey Lance, can you do a better job scrubbing the toilets? The chunks of corn and poop splatters are still visible"

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade ..."

3. "Lance, honey. I told you we should have used a condom. The test just came back positive."

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade!"
Milk, Milk, Lemonade by Becki J. February 19, 2005

Milk Dud 

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.
Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?"
Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"
Milk Dud by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009