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A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.
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Get the Messed up mug.A situation where things get out of control in a fast and furious fashion and there is no way to stop it. Usually caused by a misunderstanding about one person(s) overreacting to a remark, a gesture or just plain hunger pangs. It only gets worse when egos are lost in the mix and backtracking is impossible.
She told him that he needed to see a counselor since his dog is looking at him compassionately. He overreacted by stating that there was nothing wrong with his tie, that his life is great and that he dresses the way he feels like. The dog had licked the shoe where a drop of soup had fallen. The beautiful mess got messier with the disappearance of the evidence from the shoe.
by heavenly grace November 20, 2021
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he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.
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Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
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